Morris Has a Cold

Oh My Gawd, this Motherfuckin' Moose! He kills me! This was one of my favorites when I was a child, and I still think it's hilarious! Apparently, Morris and Boris have their own series of books, though this is the only one I've ever read. I can only imagine they are all as cunt-smackingly amazing as this one. Morris has a cold, his nose is walking. That's right, walking. It's only a little cold. Fucking GOLD! Poor Boris, he goes through a lot of crap trying to help Morris. Gets him a bed that's not a cat, carries a big ass cast iron stove thing, makes him soup and Morris eats the damn spoon. Lordy, he makes me laugh even more than Morris does. I also have a feeling he eats Morris just after the books ends... And in case you don't already know, Tea is a letter, like A, B, C, D... Get this book and read it when you have a cold. You will feel 100% better. And if you don't, at least you'll have an awesome book. 4 Fucks! Morris Has a Cold Bernard Wiseman Published November 1st, 1977 by Scholastic 48 Pages