5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides

Looking for a funny, easy read? A gift for that zany friend? A good book to keep in the bathroom for when your guests need to take 20 a minute long shit and have forgotten their phones? Look no further stupid, I have found the perfect book for you!

5 Very Good Reasons blah blah blah is a collection of comics by The Oatmeal. They are wacky, quirky, and creative. They sometimes tend to be bloody, gruesome, and scatological. Also informative as all hell. Did you know that pigs have orgasms that last 30 fucking minutes?!? Do you need to learn how to use a semi-colon? Have any interest in the life cycle of a tapeworm? Hells ya you do! What more do you need me to tell you? Damn hilarious. Comics. Buy it!

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth
The Oatmeal (Matthew Inman)
Published March 1st, 2011, by Andrews McMeel Publishing
160 Pages